Episode 87…wherein our hero battles his early morning nemesis, the Purple People Sleeper…

Okay, so we didn’t get up at 8:00am as planned. Hell, we saw 9:00am coming straight at us; we basically moved aside and let it go ahead of us in the 10 Items or Less line. The only reason why either of us could form a coherent sentence by 10:00am was due to my mother [...]