How Many Freakin’ Nicknames Can One Guy Have?

That was a question once posed to me by one of my closest friends.
Let’s see…there’s Uncle Paulie, The Lunchtruck, The Truck, Truckasaurus, The Magician, and I know I’m forgetting a couple.
This evening I learned a very valuable lesson - apparently if I don’t want another nickname, I should stop wearing clothes that have words, symbols, [...]